Grab Me One Deal - Four Slingshot Animal Combo (Chicken, Frog, Cow, Pig)
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includes: Chicken, Frog, Cow and Pig
This Product is 100% LEAD FREE and its safe for kids.
Product Description:
They work like a slingshot and scream while flying. They are approximately
9" to 11" long and fly well over 50 feet. The harder you pull back, the
further they will fly. Slingshot animals flies with a scream Sound!
The Slingshot Flying Animal is nothing short of outrageous! The Chicken can
be shot long distances using his elastic head. Put one or two fingers in the
pocket, pull back and let go. The soft, furry animals are funny. As an added
bonus, every time you shoot them, they lets out three loud sounds. We don't
know why they does this. If your office needs some seriously funny props,
you'll love the Slingshot Flying Animals.
Product Features:
Flingshot Animals flies
with a screeeam sound! Just pull him back and let him fly! Flingshot
Flying Animals Ages 4 & up
The Slingshot Flying
Animals are nothing short of outrageous!
Can be shot long distances
using his elastic head or arms.
Put one or two fingers in
the head pocket, pull back and let go.
As an added bonus, every
time you shoot them, they will make scream sounds.
*Note- Please remember to
remove the white tabs to enable screaming sounds.
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I saw the ad: A group of four flying sound making animals. A frog, a cow, a pig, and a chicken. I'm a fifty year old single man, so what did I do? I bought them, and now they want me to write a review. Even after I absolutely trashed their product in my last review.
I think this tells you a little bit about the quality of demographic research and the incisive intelligence behind Hand Held Items. What were they thinking?
What was I thinking? I'm not even employed, and I bought this stupid collection of animals, but I had a reason. That reason: My screaming monkeys were getting lonely.
Trying to explain the depth of my problems, and the deficiencies in business acumen at this site is far beyond the scope of this space, so lets talk about the product.
What do you REALLY want in a flying noisemaker? Shock value, accuracy, and durability. The performance of this bunch was a mixed bag. I'm afraid none of them could match the monkeys in accuracy or shock value. The cow, the pig and the frog are all much too friendly and not nearly aerodynamic enough for accuracy. In addition, the finger slings are too small for an adult to easily use, that is a real problem.
There is a bit of saving grace here; the Chicken. In addition to having a a cruel noise, albeit not as soul wrenching as the monkeys, the single finger front action lends itself to sneek attacks without planning. I have to say that the accuracy is a bit of a problem but is more than made up for in the volume of fire available.
So there you have it, if you are a middle aged loser looking to pass the time with childrens toys, want to torment guests and/or pets, this is the product for you. The chicken man, it is all about the chicken.
I'm going to organize my comic book collection now, it is past my bedtime.
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A. Anderson Sunday 17 August, 2008
